nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
soft grunge
(via petewanks)


mom: did you eat all the donuts
me: no
mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me: thats cocaine

Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
yeah fuck you cunt
(via premiium)







